tu mujhse dukhi main tujhse dukhi.

Chatt se chhalang laga de, phir tu bhi sukhi,mein bhi sukhi

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AASHIQ KO PHANSWAYA KIS NE? LAILA NE...

ABBA SE PITWAYA KIS NE? LAILA NE.….

BHOOK SE MAJNOO MAARA MAARA PHIRTA THA

FAAQON SE MARWAYA KIS NE? LAILA NE.….

MOUT KE KOONWAY KA JO MOTOR CYCLE THA

MAJNOO SE CHALWAYA KIS NE? LAILA NE.….

KEHTA THA MEIN GHORRI CHARRH KER AAON GA

KHOTAY PE BITHWAYA KIS NE? LAILA NE.….

ABBAY KI DHOTI KO, APNE LEHENGAY KO

PHOKAT MEIN DHULWAYA KIS NE? LAILA NE.….

KEHTA THA KE NUMBER DAAR BANOON GA MEIN

BAAWARCHI LAGWAYA KIS NE? LAILA NE.….

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Teri LOVELY EYES Ne

Mujpe Ek EFFECT Kiya Hai

Ki Meene Sabko REJECT Karke

Tujko SELECT Kiya Hai

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PICK UP A BEAUTY,DRINK A FROOTY….

TAKE HER TO OOTY,REMOVE HER NIGHTY…

DO UR DUTY.,AFTER 9 MONTHS … GET A CUTY};

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(&*&^%$#@@@#$$%^^^&&*

(__(*&%$ ##@#&*&?”}::_+|+_)*

(^%$##$% aakhe faad ke kya dekh rahe ho

jaki chan ka sms aya tha forward kar diya.

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This is your mobile operator

we can see that you are too dump to use your mobile

please put it on the floor and start jumping on it.

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It’s better to stay away from girls.

Only one or two can bring SMILE to your life,

remaining will steel your HAPPINESS from your life.

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Very good!

Intelligent Ho!

Kal A-B-C-D sikhenge…

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oT TnAW T2UL I

oT TnAW T2UL I

+THpinboop YA2

!..2mA3rb T33w2

! .. niH)A2 2′rU

Confused na? Read it in a mirror.. Now…

Bye!

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There are 3 chambers in my heart.

there are 3 chambers in my heart.

1 for ALLAH

1 for ABBOO

1 for AMMEE

Oh wat about u dear?

Sorry no place 4 u in my heart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bcoz

You Are MY HEART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What is the height of Flirting?

What is the height of Flirting?

When your love letter starts with

“TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN”.

A girl phoned me the other day and said…

“Come on over, there’s nobody home.

” I went over. Nobody was home

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Press down down more Ok more YES

Press down down more Ok more YES ahh ohh

yes almost there yeah oh shit harder SO GOOD !

mmmmm That’s how I sex on text !

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I really deeply wish tat u r here

I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room.

on my bed&lights is off &

we get under the cover together..

2 show u my glow in the dark watch.

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He came at night,

He came at night,

explored my body,

got on top of me,

touched me,

he bit, sucked, swalowd,

when he was satisfyed,

he left,

i was hurt,

BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!!

The priest prayed: God, please close my eyes.

When he opened his eyes, the girl was naked

This time he prayed God please close your eyes.

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A convicted rapist was sentenced to a death penalty.

He was 2 choose between being hanged or being injected with a seringe with HIV/AIDS blood.he choose to be injected with AIDS, after they have finished with him he never stoped laughing and they asked why r u laughing he just wispered and say i have put on a condom.

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Why women love gold more than men?

Because gold has 24 carrot whereas man has only one carrot.

the result ===

markets silent

streets empty

the police at rest

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All mobile companies in loss

No SMS

No flowers

No candles

No perfumes

No travelling

ALL THE MEN DIRECT TO HEAVEN !!!

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I was cooking chicken.When added palak in it,

The chicken stood up and started dancing and saying

“Hum pe yeh kis ne hara rang dala,maar dala,Allah maar dala.

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Did u know what is mean by MAN

M=marvelous

A=and

N=nice

and the word WOMAN mean is

W=wanted

O=other

MAN=man

bachon ne dekha us ki zip khuli hui hai, bachay hansne lagay,
Teacher: kyun hans rahe ho, ab agar hansay ko bahir nikaal ke khara ker dunga.

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A 90 yr old man started making love with his 85 yr wife,

he started sucking her breats and after few seconds the man expired,

GUESS WHY?
Autoposy Report : death due to expired milk

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Ek jungle mein chuhay se sab dartey the,

agar sher us k samnay aa jata to dar kar bhaag jaata,

haathi bhi kahin chup jata,

aas paas k log yeh dekh kar preshaan huay or kaha aakhir kia maajra hai,

pata chala chuha MQM mein tha

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Teacher sabse garam chez kia he

stud: jalta howa bulb

tech: shabash woh kese

stud: meri mammi aik martaba mere papa se kehrahi thi

k pehle bulb band karo phir mon men longi

kyun ke pichlay dino aik doctor meri friend ka Namoonia ka ilaaj karta raha

aur woh Typhoid say mar gayi.
Munna: Haan ray meray ko pakka yaqeen hai,

tu namoonia say hi maray ga.

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Munna: Bolay to darad kahan hai aapko.
Patient(F): Pooray badan mien hai
Munna: Yeh kaisay ho sakta hai ray, kuch detail batao.
Patient: Tocuhes her right knee and says here,

then touches her earlobe and says here, then touches her
left cheek and says here, etc.
Munna: Aesay hi khaali peeli tension de reli hai, teri finger mien dard hai.

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Munna: Abay Circuit!

Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula ke laa,

meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.
Circuit: Aey Bhai ! aap to khud doctor ho.
Munna: Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai.

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A guy donated blood to his girlfriend.

After a while they broke up and he wanted it back.

The girl threw a pad at him and said. i’ll pay u back in monthly instalments.

Guess ?

Still Thinking…..

Ans: Sunny Deol

Why?

Becoz he himself said “Main nikla gadi lay kay”

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Wife: Zara dheere karo na kyun TezGaam chala rahe ho ?

Maalgaadi chalao na…………………

Itne mein beta bed se neeche gira aur bola………

Behanchod jo marji chalao par sawari ko to mat girao…

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Woman: Dr. sahab mujhe thode din bachha nahi chahiye.

Dr: Ye Condom le lo……..

Woman: Ye pani ke sath lu ya doodh ke saath…

Dr: Kele ke saath!!!!!!!!!!!

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Teacher: “LOVE” kia Hai

Ali: Sir “L” ko pakar k “O” ko duba k “V” main Ghusa k

jab “E” ki Awaz aye to usay “LOVE” kehtay hain.